A very good dog • East Coast local • huge personality

Meet the pup with the best tail in the room.

Nice to meet you! My name is Mr. Barley “Bolin” Bones, and I was born outside of Altoona, Pennsylvania on September 18th, 2021. I’m a connoisseur of experimental jazz, a loyal friend, and a proud resident of the Shaw neighborhood in Washington, D.C. I spend my days making the room louder, more joyful, and a little bit more chaotic.

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6 years of
mischief

3 favorite
toys

∞ loyalty
points

Current status Fully committed to snack time

The story

Small pup. Big personality. Zero chill.

Barley was born just outside Altoona, Pennsylvania, and has spent his life collecting stories, sticks, and very important opinions. He is fond of experimental jazz, new-age electronica, and the kind of dramatic reactions that make every walk feel like a cinematic event.

He’s traveled widely across Virginia, Maryland, and Latvia, all while maintaining an impeccable standard for cuddles, snacks, and side-eye. He keeps the household entertained by cheering on his roommates during important calls and by pretending every toy is both the greatest treasure and the most immediately urgent problem.

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